You’ve eaten your fair share of turds in the workplace and if you’ve learned anything, it’s that it stinks and often causes indigestion. Then the day comes when it’s your turn to deliver the turd and watch a workmate clean his plate. If the notion of delivering constructive criticism makes you want to click your heels and sing a little ditty, maybe you should refer to my last article, (‘How to Fire a Superstar Employee in 6 Dick Moves’) it may be quite informative for you.

But, dear reader, if the act of crushing souls is less preferable than a lemon-soaked paper cut, here is my recipe for a turd burger that may come out a little smoother on the other end. Sorry if my poo jokes are a little corny…I went too far there, didn’t I?

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